he laminated a picture of his dick.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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