All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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