I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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