I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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