there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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