That's intense
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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