So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Randomize
