Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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