yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
