so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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