But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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