Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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