I haven't been this sober since birth.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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