Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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