his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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