At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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