my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Randomize
