how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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