jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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