It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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