OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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