I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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