I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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