ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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