I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Everclear isn't food dammit
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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