does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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