I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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