He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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