There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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