she was so not down for the gang bang
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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