I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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