I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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