Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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