just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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