perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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