I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
