Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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