I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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