Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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