on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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