I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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