He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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