she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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