Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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