it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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