How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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