i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
