Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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