If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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