Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize
