we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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