Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The best revenge is premature balding
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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