you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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