It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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