Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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