She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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